bmcay:

“You’re a lesbian  because your dad abused/didn’t love you”

“You’re a lesbian because you’re scared of men”

“you’re gay because you were too close to your mum”

“You’re not gay you just havent met the right boy/girl”

“You’re __ because-“

That gif is perfect lol

(via knockout-dame)

Sitting at the court house waiting for the results of my drug test, and there is this one obnoxious black chick here waiting as well who has to tell everyone how she is feeling and thinking i just wanna get this shit done with so i can smoke more weed lol

mangledsmile:

noonelovesmeimalonelol:

i have been sitting here for like 5 minutes just laughing jFc

Wat

(Source: asslube)